Count Dracula
I want to suck your blood!
| Count Dracular meets ... | Buffy the Smurf slayer |
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| A gripping drama about a smurfette obsessed with wearing makeup and flash clothes just to heartlessly butcher innocent vampires... "pick on someone your own size, ya big meanie." |
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| stab.. stab... stab..... | Eeek! they just won't die... Oh boo hoo! |
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