The Matrix (Unloaded)

Ring..ring.. "Hello, Smurf speaking" pause "Sorry, but Neo can't
come to the phone right now.." pause "aha tell him who called?"
pause "Agent Smith called, okay" click!
"Neo one of your friends called and wants to come round
and play. Now I've told you before about hogging the phone
line for the matrix or worse that addictive internet usage..."
Warning this plug is only rated to accept
240V, any other voltage may cause power
surges in the matrix. And please don't
wet your fingers and jam them in the
socket. It's just not funny any more!

Some clever cloggs swapped the blue pill for Viagra. This had the effect of changing the action scenes somewhat!