The Matrix (Unloaded)


Ring..ring.. "Hello, Smurf speaking" pause "Sorry, but Neo can't come to the phone right now.." pause "aha tell him who called?" pause "Agent Smith called, okay" click! "Neo one of your friends called and wants to come round and play. Now I've told you before about hogging the phone line for the matrix or worse that addictive internet usage..."	Warning this plug is only rated to accept 240V, any other voltage may cause power surges in the matrix. And please don't wet your fingers and jam them in the socket. It's just not funny any more!