31/03/2008
3rd ISSUE

Proving I am not afraid of
hard journalism.
Although I won't use my
name, incase I should be!
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Award winning Journalism!

This week in politics
Are smurfs really communists?
The debate rages on...
PLUS shocking admission from
Grouchy that he "Hates politics"

Tell all Feature story "Sexism in Smurfland"
Smurfette reveals what its really like living in a
smurf dominated world

Smurfy scenes
Just another day in the
life of a smurf? For the
first time ever, Caught
on camera, shocking new
pictures come to light. (2 page exclusive)
Pictures that all others were too afraid to publish.

Are smurfs living in your computer?
They make it look all too easy see how here

Revealing our sources Smurfy links
It is said that inside all of us is a small
blue person just screaming to get out
Are you in touch with your inner smurf
or are you really a smurf trapped in a
human body and still in denial?

Around the World with the Smurfs
Pictures of Smurfs travelling
through distant lands.

COVER STORY
Smurfette talks on hair care and why her's is yellow.
Famous smurf hair does




Doctor smurf tests for insanity but
we think it could be a foregone conclusion!

NEXT ISSUE: Discontent in the Smurf village
Startling new revelation from an unnamed inside
source, whos identity has been hidden for
everyones protection.

Well Okay I can't keep a secret, it _was_ Grouchy!

What is the breakfast cerial of the smurfs?
Whos shirts don't they wear and why?
Whats their favourite colour and who cares?
...Oh Smurf horoscopes for your Smurf star signs

Care and Feeding
Sensational New
Wonder Diet

How Smurfette lost
a gram in a month
All is revealed

Living in a Mushroom?
Tips on small scale home
renovations "Just don't do it!"

EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS SPECIAL
A New Zealand collectors addiction revealed
See Daryl's secret smurf stash. You read it here first!

Smurfs in the news
Headlining in world events. Our moto is
"As it Happens, When it Happens,
Hard news hits here first!"...
We cross live to our reporter in the field

Smurfs are from Mars
and Smurfettes from Venus

Vanity smurf talks openly and frankly
about gender issues in an attempt to
clarify issues, only to result in
making himself even more confused

Whats hot at the movies
Latest reviews of your
smurfs favourite Movies.

Shocking revelations,
conspiracies and gossip.
Special S-files that the
FBI want covered up.
We have it all right here in..
Smurfland Confidential

Turn the page for the "Inside front cover
Feature index"

.....Any similarities between smurfs and people living or dead are pure coincidence.. but still rather amusing.