31/03/2008 3rd ISSUE Proving I am not afraid of hard journalism. Although I won't use my name, incase I should be! 2c

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Award winning Journalism! This week in politics Are smurfs really communists? The debate rages on... PLUS shocking admission from Grouchy that he "Hates politics" Tell all Feature story "Sexism in Smurfland" Smurfette reveals what its really like living in a smurf dominated world Smurfy scenes Just another day in the life of a smurf? For the first time ever, Caught on camera, shocking new pictures come to light. (2 page exclusive) Pictures that all others were too afraid to publish. Are smurfs living in your computer? They make it look all too easy see how here Revealing our sources Smurfy links It is said that inside all of us is a small blue person just screaming to get out Are you in touch with your inner smurf or are you really a smurf trapped in a human body and still in denial? Around the World with the Smurfs Pictures of Smurfs travelling through distant lands.

COVER STORY Smurfette talks on hair care and why her's is yellow. Famous smurf hair does Doctor smurf tests for insanity but we think it could be a foregone conclusion! NEXT ISSUE: Discontent in the Smurf village Startling new revelation from an unnamed inside source, whos identity has been hidden for everyones protection. Well Okay I can't keep a secret, it _was_ Grouchy! What is the breakfast cerial of the smurfs? Whos shirts don't they wear and why? Whats their favourite colour and who cares? ...Oh Smurf horoscopes for your Smurf star signs

Care and Feeding Sensational New Wonder Diet How Smurfette lost a gram in a month All is revealed Living in a Mushroom? Tips on small scale home renovations "Just don't do it!" EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS SPECIAL A New Zealand collectors addiction revealed See Daryl's secret smurf stash. You read it here first! Smurfs in the news Headlining in world events. Our moto is "As it Happens, When it Happens, Hard news hits here first!"... We cross live to our reporter in the field Smurfs are from Mars and Smurfettes from Venus Vanity smurf talks openly and frankly about gender issues in an attempt to clarify issues, only to result in making himself even more confused Whats hot at the movies Latest reviews of your smurfs favourite Movies. Shocking revelations, conspiracies and gossip. Special S-files that the FBI want covered up. We have it all right here in.. Smurfland Confidential Turn the page for the "Inside front cover Feature index"